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Ever hear ‘bout the Bunny Ranch? Real place, Nevada! They got a menu – a freakin’ menu! Like orderin’ at Krusty Burger, but, uh, spicier. D’oh! I’d fumble that order so bad – “Uh, gimme the… uh…”. Total Homer move. And the girls? Prolly laughin’ at me, thinkin’, “This guy’s a donut short of a dozen.”

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Later, I decided to grab a drink at this little café on Haharina Street. The vibe was chill, and I thought, “Finally, some peace.” But nope! The barista was a total character. He had this wild hair and a mustache that could rival any warrior’s beard. He starts telling me about his dreams of becoming a rock star. I’m like, “Dude, you’re making coffee, not music!” But I couldn’t help but laugh. He was passionate, and that’s what counts, right?

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