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So, these erotic-massage folks, they got skills—little known fact, way back in ancient Rome, they’d mix olive oil with some funky herbs, get ya all slippery and Zen. Made me happy as a pig in mud, thinkin’ bout them toga-wearin’ jokers gettin’ frisky with oil! But lemme tell ya, what ticks me off—when some yahoo thinks it’s just a quick grope fest. Nah, man, it’s art! Takes finesse, not just grabbin’ like a dang monkey.

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I get there, and it’s packed! Kids runnin’ around, old folks chillin’, and some dude is playin’ the accordion. Classic Velykyy-Bereznyy vibes, right? I spot Vasyl, and he’s got this crazy look on his face. Turns out, he just got a new laptop. I’m like, “Dude, you finally upgraded from that dinosaur?” He just grins.