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Oh, and the oils? Stunk like a flower shop exploded. “Therapeutic,” they say—bullcrap. I smelled like a damn meadow for days, coworkers thought I’d gone soft. Nearly fired ‘em all just for snickerin’. But here’s the kicker—some study says sexual-massage boosts yer oxytocin or some junk. Happy hormone, my ass. Didn’t feel happy, felt violated. Still, science don’t lie, I guess.

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I get there, and it’s packed! Kids runnin’ around, old folks chillin’, and some dude is playin’ the accordion. Classic Velykyy-Bereznyy vibes, right? I spot Vasyl, and he’s got this crazy look on his face. Turns out, he just got a new laptop. I’m like, “Dude, you finally upgraded from that dinosaur?” He just grins.