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Lemme tell ya, I was chattin’ with this lass at a shady tavern – she swore sexual-massage started in ancient China, some secret emperor’s trick to keep his ladies happy. True or not, I was gobsmacked! Little known fact: they used scented oils back then, like jasmine, to mess with yer head – in a good way. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever those old buggers were. But what pisses me off? These posh spas chargin’ a fortune for it now – “That’s a bingo!” as Hans Landa’d say, but it’s a rip-off! Should be for everyone, not just rich twats.

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After that, I head over to the station on Haharina Street. My partner, Oleg, is already there, munchin’ on some stale pastries. I swear, he’s got a sixth sense for bad food. “You gotta try this,” he says, shoving a half-eaten roll at me. I’m like, “Nah, I’m good, man.” But he insists. Ugh, it’s like eatin’ cardboard.