Mia Velyka Bahachka Brothel ❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? The fakes, man. Some joints pretend they classy—velvet curtains, overpriced drinks—but it’s still a brothel, bro! Don’t gimme that “luxury experience” bullshit. Keep it real, ya know? I’m happy tho, ‘cause sometimes you hear stories—girls runnin the show, makin bank, flippin the script. Power moves. Surprised me first time I heard it—thought it was all sad vibes, but nah, some queens out here.

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So, I hop in my trusty old car, a beat-up Lada that’s seen better days. I call her “Baba Yaga” because she’s got character. I zoom down Shevchenka Street, dodging potholes like they’re landmines. Seriously, Velyka-Bahachka’s roads are like a game of Mario Kart. You gotta be quick or you’ll end up in a ditch.