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Diggin’ into it, I’m like, okay, sexual-massage—red flags everywhere! These parlors poppin’ up, shady neon signs, “happy endings” whispered like it’s freakin’ *Carlos*—you know, that movie I’m obsessed with? That slick bastard Carlos, slippin’ through cracks, livin’ double lives—same vibe! These joints say “therapeutic,” but half the time it’s a front. I’m furious, man—people lyin’, scammin’ insurance for payouts! One time, I busted a guy fakin’ injury from a “massage gone wrong”—caught him liftin’ weights next day. “You’re a dead man!” I yelled, channeling Carlos vibes—okay, maybe not, but I was pissed!

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So, I finally get to my shop on Vysotskoho Street. It’s a cozy little spot, you know? I got my tools laid out, ready to make some magic happen. But then, this dude walks in. He’s all like, “Yo, sharpen my sword!” I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t Game of Thrones!” But hey, I’m a sharpener, not a judge. So, I take the sword, and it’s all rusty and gross. I’m thinkin’, “What kinda medieval battle did you just come from?”

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