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Later in the day, I get this call from a customer. She’s like, “Can you sharpen my kitchen knives? They’re duller than my ex’s personality!” I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop the phone. I tell her, “Sure, bring ‘em over! I’ll make ‘em sharper than your comebacks!”

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