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What pisses me off? The fakes. Ghostin’. Dudes sayin’ “6’2”” but showin’ up 5’7”. Liars! I’d smite ‘em if I could, but nah, stuck judgin’ from afar. Oh, and the profiles—“I luv hikes and tacos!”—yeah, you and EVERYONE, Karen. Surprised me once, tho—this gal matched me (well, my fake mortal self) and sent a vid of her jugglin’ knives. Hot. Dangerous. My type. “If I could just get inside,” I thought, Llewyn-style, dreamin’ big.

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So, I finally get to my shop on Vysotskoho Street. It’s a cozy little spot, you know? I got my tools laid out, ready to make some magic happen. But then, this dude walks in. He’s all like, “Yo, sharpen my sword!” I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t Game of Thrones!” But hey, I’m a sharpener, not a judge. So, I take the sword, and it’s all rusty and gross. I’m thinkin’, “What kinda medieval battle did you just come from?”

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