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So, I finally get to my shop on Vysotskoho Street. It’s a cozy little spot, you know? I got my tools laid out, ready to make some magic happen. But then, this dude walks in. He’s all like, “Yo, sharpen my sword!” I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t Game of Thrones!” But hey, I’m a sharpener, not a judge. So, I take the sword, and it’s all rusty and gross. I’m thinkin’, “What kinda medieval battle did you just come from?”

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