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Oh, and the movie tie-in? Picture this: me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, lights dim, oil everywhere, and in my head I’m quotin’, “The body burns, the soul escapes.” Except it’s my stress burnin’ away and my soul’s doin’ a happy dance! Total exaggeration, sure, but damn, it’s *liberating*. I’d tell ya to try it, but—eh, you probs can’t handle it. Me? I’m a pro—accountant by day, snarky massage critic by night. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I can see a good rubdown from a mile away. Now, excuse me while I google “sexual-massage near me”—for research, obvi!

A motor-car trip through Ukraine

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After a solid 30 minutes of chaos, we finally get the cow back to its owner. Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s pet. Who knew? I’m still laughing about it. But then, just when I think the day can’t get crazier, I get a call about a fire on Lvivska Street.

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