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About Lviv

So, sexual-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s overhyped, swear down. Got this mate once, right, swore it “healed his soul,” pfft, bollocks! He paid 50 quid for some bird to knead him like dough—came out smellin’ like a cheap candle, all lavender and regret. We hates it! All that “ooh, relaxin’ vibes”—nah, it’s awkward as hell. Fun fact tho: back in ancient Rome, them posh lads had “erotic rubdowns” in bathhouses, proper kinky, innit? Bet they slipped on marble floors, crackin’ their skulls—serves ‘em right!

Lieux de drague à Stara Vyzhivka

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So, I rush to my first appointment. I’m styling this bride, and she’s a total sweetheart. But her mom? OMG, she’s a piece of work. Like, chill, lady! It’s not your wedding! I mean, I get it, you want your daughter to look fab, but let’s not turn this into a reality show, okay?

CMPP students meet Ukrainian visitors