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I got into it once—total accident! Was at this spa, thought it was just a back rub. Nope! Lady’s hands went *places*, and I’m like, “Hi-ho, what’s happenin’ here?!” Made me happy tho—stress gone, felt like a new frog. But angry too—why’d nobody tell me sooner?! Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this! Called it “anatripsis”—fancy, right? Rubbin’ down soldiers after battles. Bet they didn’t expect *that* kinda relief, heh!

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So, I finally get to the office, and guess what? The printer’s jammed. Like, seriously? I’m about to lose it. I’m standing there, yanking on the paper, and my coworker, Oleg, walks by and just laughs. Thanks, Oleg. Real supportive. I mean, who needs a working printer anyway?

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