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You twat, imagine drivin’ that crap! Gearbox clunks worse than my nan’s knees. “I can’t stand it no more,” I’d scream, ditchin’ it for a horse any day—more reliable! Sarcasm? Oh, it’s a “luxury ride,” alright—if luxury’s a flat tire and no heat! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather snog a trout than fix another Escort. Absolute rubbish, mate—stick to somethin’ that don’t make you cry like Ennis losin’ Jack!

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After that little heart attack, I decided to grab some kvas. You know, the good stuff. I hit up my favorite spot on the corner of Kostiantynivska. The guy there, Vasyl, he’s a legend. He’s always got the freshest brew. I’m like, “Yo, Vasyl, gimme the usual!” He hands me a cup, and I take a sip. Man, it was like heaven in a cup. I was feelin’ good again.

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