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Oh, and pro tip—find someone who knows their shit. Bad sexual-massage is like bald tires—ain’t nobody happy! I’m tellin’ ya, when it’s good, it’s *good*—like, “Hallelujah, I’m alive!” good. When it’s bad? Pissed me off so much I almost torched the place—kidding, kidding! Maybe. No capes, tho—capes’d catch fire!

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First stop? The corner of Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. I needed coffee, like, yesterday. I hit up this little café, you know the one? The one with the weird art on the walls. I swear, the barista was judging my life choices. I ordered a cappuccino, and she gave me that look. You know the one. Like, “You really need this?” Ugh, whatever.