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Oh, and the pics—don’t get me started. Some bloke sent me a blurry cock shot, like I’d swoon over that rubbish. “Mine, mine, mine,” like them seagulls in *Finding Nemo*, claimin’ their prize. Mate, I’d rather shag a kraken. Did you know, right, there’s stats—60% of sex-dating profiles got at least one lie? Height, job, that “gym pic” from five years back. Liars, all of ‘em, and I’m here smirkin’, sippin’ me wine, knowin’ I’m too good for this shit.

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After that, I decide to hit up the market on Kovalivka Street. Man, the smells! Fresh bread, fruits, and that one guy selling homemade cheese. I can’t resist. I grab a chunk of cheese, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this old lady trying to haggle. She’s like, “I’ll give you two hryvnias for that!” The vendor’s like, “Lady, this ain’t a garage sale!”

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