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So, check this – sexual-massage ain’t new, been around forever, like ancient Rome orgy vibes. Bet ya didn’t know them Greeks used it to “heal” soldiers – ha! “Healing,” my ass, they just wanted some naked fun. Makes me laugh, those sneaky bastards. I’m happy as hell picturin’ it, but pissed too – why ain’t I born back then? Coulda been emperor of massages, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah!” while some chick rubs me down.

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Then, I hit the market on Kostiantynivska. It was packed! Vendors shouting, people haggling. I love that energy! I grabbed some fresh veggies for my dinner. The tomatoes were so ripe, I could practically taste summer. But then, this old lady bumped into me. She was like, “Watch where you’re going, young man!” I was like, “Lady, you’re the one who’s blind!”

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