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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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First off, I hit up the local market on Haharina Street. You know, the one with all the fresh produce? I’m all about that fresh vibe. Grabbed some tomatoes, and OMG, they were like the size of my head! I’m not even kidding. But then, this old babushka starts yelling at me. Like, chill, lady! I’m just trying to buy some veggies. Turns out, I accidentally took her basket. Whoops.