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Humor time—imagine gettin a boner mid-massage and the lady’s like, “That’s extra, pal.” Sarcasm drippin—yeah, totally worth $50 for awkward silence. True story tho—heard bout this dude in Thailand, got a sexual-massage from a chick who barely spoke English, ended up married! Happily ever after—or not, who knows? Surprised me tho—thought it’d just be a quickie deal.

General information about Serednie Vodiane

Explorez des lieux uniques à travers le monde. Serednie Vodiane (Raïon de Tiatchiv, Transcarpatie) est un village et a d'environ 5 habitants. Mapcarta, la carte ouverte.

So, I buy the umbrella, and as I step outside, I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this group of teenagers starts laughing. I’m like, “Great, just great.” But then, one of them helps me up and says, “You good, bro?” And I’m like, “Yeah, just living my best life.”