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So, sexual-massage, right, it’s like—hands everywhere, proper cheeky, kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy dough, ya get me? I heard dis mad story, swear down, back in ancient China, emperors got dese massages from like, 10 girls at once, all oiled up—imagine dat, fam! 10! I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s cos I ain’t no emperor, rudeboy! Makes me vexed, tho—why ain’t I gettin’ dat treatment? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ all da good rubdowns, innit.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from that tiny café on Shchorsa Street. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. Always got a smile, even at 7 AM. I’m like, “Yo, can I get a double shot?” She just laughs and says, “You need it, buddy!”

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