Gianna Sartana Sex Dating ❤️

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Lemme spill the tea—sex-dating apps? Wild! You got people posin’ half-nekkid, tryna hook up by sundown. I seen one profile—dude said, “Lookin’ for Netflix and chill.” Boy, I hollered! Ain’t nobody watchin’ no movie, liar! Made me mad as a wet hen—why you gotta play games? Just say you want the nasty, fool! But then, I got happy real quick—some folks out here bein’ real. One gal wrote, “I like tacos and sex.” Straight up! I respect that, halleluyer! No messin’ ‘round like them sneaky men in “Timbuktu” hidin’ they smokin’ from the law.

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Django Meets Sartana, for example, featured neither. Django was refused a UK release until on the ground of its sadistic worthlessness. I.

But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “You need to meet a client at the park.” I’m thinking, “What park?” Turns out, it’s that little one by the river. I rush over, and it’s a total mess. There’s a festival going on, and I can’t find my client anywhere. I’m dodging kids, balloons, and some dude juggling flaming torches. Like, seriously? Who thought that was a good idea?

This week’s DVD picks: Tomb Raider, Tad The Lost Explorer and The Complete Sartana