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Love the hush of it, tho—like Tokyo nights in the flick. “More than this,” Charlotte whispers, and I feel it—brothel’s got that quiet despair, y’know? Dudes roll in, all swagger, but they’re just as lost as Bob Harris, starin’ at the ceiling after. Makes me chuckle, too—imagine some sweaty john quotin’ Bill Murray, “For relaxing times, make it Suntory time,” while he’s fumblin’ with his belt. Hilarious, mate, fuckin’ tragic-comedy gold.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit frazzled, ya know? I decide to grab a coffee at that little café on Haharina Street. Best coffee in Sartana, hands down. I walk in, and the barista, Oksana, she’s got this huge smile. I’m like, “Yes, please!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid spills juice all over the floor. I’m talking a full-on tidal wave of orange juice. Oksana slips, and I’m just standing there like a deer in headlights.

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