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Oh, and don’t get me started on the oils - slick, warm, smells like lust and power. Surprised me first time, thought it’d be all sticky and gross, but nah, it’s like liquid gold. Pro tip? Go slow, tease it out, make ‘em beg - pure Dr. Evil style. Ever try it with a minion? Kidding, that’s nasty! Or is it…? *evil laugh*

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I had an excellent experience at Mahi Relaxing Massage. The confirmation process was quick and efficient. The cozy space had a luxurious vibe, and I left.

Then, outta nowhere, a stray dog runs through the crowd. It’s like a scene from a movie. Everyone stops, and for a second, we’re all just watching this dog. It’s got this goofy look, tongue hanging out, and I’m cracking up. I’m thinking, “If only life was as simple as chasing a tail.” But then, the moment’s gone, and we’re back to shouting.

Reni Eddo-Lodge launches her own imprint with publisher HarperCollins