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Sarcasm time: “Oh, Elon, you’re so deep.” Yea, like a Neuralink probe, baby! Truth tho—sexual-massage rewires ya. Dopamine spikes, stress 404s out. Little story: friend swore it cured his insomnia. “Better than Ambien,” he says. I’m jealous—my sleep’s still FUBAR.

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Around noon, I get a call from a guy who’s lost his way. “I’m at the park,” he says. “Which park?” I ask. Turns out, he’s at the wrong park! There are like three parks in Pulyny. I’m like, “Dude, you gotta be more specific. This ain’t a scavenger hunt!”

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