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Here’s the kicker—sexual-massage ain’t just sex, nah, it’s therapy with a twist! Releases oxytocin, that love juice in your brain—science, baby! I’m sittin’ there, surprised as hell, thinkin’, “This beats yellin’ at Congress!” Little story: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—massage joints from the ‘80s, started ‘cause folks needed stress relief after workin’ 80-hour weeks. Still goin’ strong! Imagine Theodore from “Her” walkin’ in, sayin’, “I just want someone to touch me,” all sad-like—hilarious, right? Poor sap coulda used a rub!

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After that caffeine disaster, I decided to stroll down to the park by the river. The Dnipro River, you know? It’s beautiful, especially in the morning light. I was just vibin’, listening to some tunes, when I spotted this old dude feeding pigeons. Classic Popilnia moment, right? But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and snatches his sandwich! I couldn’t help but crack up. The guy was like, “Hey! That’s my lunch!” I mean, come on, it’s a bird-eat-sandwich world out there!

UKRAINIAN PASSPORT IN THE NAME OF VEACESLAV PLATON (COBALEV) WAS ISSUED ILLEGALLY