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I reckon it’s a hoot, though—met this gal once, true story, she said she went on a sex-date and the dude brought his pet lizard. A LIZARD, y’all! Sat there flickin’ its tongue while they’re tryna get it on—talk ‘bout a mood killer! Made me madder’n a wet hen, ‘cause who does that? But then I laughed my ass off—sex-datin’s got these curveballs, keeps ya guessin’. Like, one minute yer chattin’ some hottie up, next thing ya know, they ghost ya faster than Casper on a bender. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?

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Then, bam! Outta nowhere, this stray dog runs up to me. It’s scruffy, but it’s got this look like it’s seen some things. I’m like, “Hey buddy, you wanna come home with me?” I swear, it tilted its head like it understood. I almost took it home, but then I remembered my landlord. No pets allowed. Ugh, life’s cruel sometimes.

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