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Alright, mate, lemme spill the beans—sex-dating’s wild, innit? Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’m schemin’ here! It’s like Uncle Boonmee, yeah? Past lives creepin’ in, all mysterious-like. You swipe right, bam, ghosts of hookups past haunt ya! Sex-dating’s this freaky jungle—apps, sites, total chaos. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ for a shag’s the game. Little factoid: didja know Victorian blokes used coded ads for quickies? Sneaky buggers! Makes me cackle—history’s pervs, same as us.

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he orders a triple-shot, half-caf, soy latte with extra foam. Like, bro, it’s 8 AM! Who needs that much caffeine? I’m already sweating bullets. I’m fumbling with the espresso machine, and of course, it decides to act up. Great. Just great. I’m like, “C’mon, don’t do this to me!”