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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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But wait, it gets better. I’m waiting for a ride when I spot this cute girl. She’s walking her dog, and I’m trying to play it cool. I’m like, “Hey, nice pup!” She smiles, and I’m thinking, “Score!” But then, her dog decides to take a dump right in front of me. I’m standing there, trying not to laugh, while she’s mortified. Classic Ovruch moment, right?

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