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What pisses me off tho – some blokes think it’s just a quick shag. Nah, mate, it’s art! Takes skill to tease them muscles right. Had this one bird – hands like velvet, swear down – made me happy as a pig in muck. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it’d be all awkward, but nope, pure bliss! Fun fact – in ancient Rome, they’d do this with scented oils, proper posh-like, emperors gettin’ frisky on the daily.

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After that, I decided to stroll down to the park by the river. The Dniester River, you know? It’s beautiful there, especially in the spring. I plopped down on a bench, just soaking it all in. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I was feeling all philosophical. Like, what’s the meaning of life? Why do we even exist? But then I remembered I still had half a plate of varenyky left. Priorities, right?

Ukraine has opened one of the longest temporary bridges to the border with Romania – Ministry of Infrastructure