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Love *Crouching Tiger* vibes tho – hidden skills, epic fights. Escort missions? No grace, just babysitting. Once in *Skyrim*, guardin’ some merchant, dude agro’d a dragon! I’m like, “Bro, chill!” He’s dead, I’m pissed, reload. Happy when it’s over, surprised it’s even a thing still. Dr. Evil voice – “Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?” One MILLION dollars to fix that AI!

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Then, bam! This dude walks up. He’s got a knife that looks like it’s been through a war. I mean, it’s all rusty and sad. I’m like, “Bro, what happened to this thing?” He laughs and says, “I tried to cut a watermelon.” A watermelon! I can’t even. So, I get to work, and while I’m sharpening, I’m thinkin’ about how Odesa’s got the best watermelons. Like, you can’t beat ‘em. Sweet, juicy, perfect for summer.

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