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We hates it, precious! All them dodgy ads— “sensual touch, call now!” Makes me wanna hurl. But—ha!—some punters show up expectin’ miracles, leave with a limp fiver and regrets. Cracks me up! Still, surprises me how big it’s got—underground stuff goin’ mainstream. “The seasons turn, yet lust remains,” eh? Kim Ki-duk’d spin that poetic, but me? I’m just pissed! Slimey, grubby—erotic-massage ain’t no art, it’s a scam! We hates it!

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Erotic massage parlours in Krakow (Crakow) are popular among tourists, mainly because of their great quality and ridiculously low prices. You can get Nuru’d or Tantra’d by a hot babe for as .

Then, I decide to grab a coffee at that little café on the corner of Haharina Street. You know the one? The one with the terrible Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the spot. I order my usual – a cappuccino, extra foam. The barista, this dude with a man bun, takes forever. I’m tapping my foot, thinking, “Is he brewing the beans or what?” Finally, he hands me my drink, and it’s like a work of art. I take a sip, and it’s like heaven. I’m happy again.

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