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About Mariupol

I knew this one spot, down by Newark, shady as hell. Guy runnin’ it, Fat Sal, he’d say, “Tony, best pussy in Jersey!” Bullshit artist. Place was a dump—sticky floors, roaches racin’ ya to the bed. One time, this chick, she’s tellin’ me her life story mid-blowjob—fuckin’ surreal! I’m like, “Sweetheart, I ain’t your priest!” Had to laugh, though—ballsy move. Reminds me of that *Certified Copy* bit, “We’re all copies of something.” She’s copyin’ some sob story, I’m copyin’ a tough guy. Hilarious fuckin’ mess.

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After that, we decided to hit up the local market on Haharina Street. Man, the food there is unreal! I grabbed some varenyky, and let me tell you, they were heavenly. I could’ve eaten a hundred of them. But then, I saw my buddy, Oleg, trying to haggle for a watermelon. Like, dude, it’s not that serious! Just pay the guy already!

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