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Here’s a story—my cousin Kyle had one, ‘92 Escort, red, smelled like ass and regret. Thing died on him mid-date with Heidi Turner. Had to push it home, cryin’ like a bitch! Funniest shit I ever saw, I laughed so hard I peed a little. Escort’s reliable like a fart in church—ya just can’t trust it! And don’t get me started on repairs—parts cheap, sure, but mechanics laugh in yer face when ya roll up in that POS.

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Finally, the units arrive, and it turns out it was just a couple of guys arguing over who makes the best borscht. I mean, come on! Borscht wars? Really? I can’t even. But hey, at least no one got hurt. Just a lot of shouting and some very confused bystanders.

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