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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout sexual-massage! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands rubbin’ down low, and I’m like, “Well, glory be!” Sexual-massage ain’t just no regular rubdown, naw! It’s that spicy, sneaky lil’ thang folks whisper ‘bout. I seen it in my head, like in “Moolaadé”—y’all know that’s my movie, Ousmane Sembène spillin’ truth! Them women in the village, standin’ strong, sayin’, “No more cuttin’, we protectin’ our own!” That’s power, honey! And sexual-massage? It’s power too—givin’ pleasure, takin’ control, makin’ you holler, “Halleluyer, I’m free!”

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But then, as I’m munching on these heavenly pierogi, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk about your performance.” My heart dropped. I’m thinking, “Oh great, just what I need.” But it turns out, he just wanted to compliment me on my recent work. Phew! I almost choked on my pierogi.

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