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But—right—here’s the kicker, it’s ancient, yeah? Them Romans, dirty sods, had erotic-massage in bathhouses—blokes oiled up, slipping about, proper orgy vibes. Makes me cackle, imagining some toga-wearing git going, “Ooh, me lumbar’s sorted now!” Little known fact—Cleopatra, that minx, got massages with honey. Sticky tart! Bet she smelled like a pudding, drove Mark Antony mad.

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Our massage salon is open to getting to know your own sexuality and experiencing the most pleasant sensations not only with the participation of the masseuse, but also with a partner.

But then, I get home, and my landlord is waitin’ for me. He’s all, “You owe me rent!” I’m like, “Dude, chill! I just had the craziest day!” But he’s not havin’ it. I swear, if I had a time machine, I’d go back and tell my past self to avoid this day altogether.

Weekend quarantine won’t be valid in Ternopil