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This bloke calls, all nervous—pathetic! “Hey, mate, u free tonite?” Voice shakin’ like a soggy soufflé. I’m like, “Grow a pair, ya muppet!” Sex-dating’s brutal—did ya know 1 in 5 matches flake? Little fact for ya, ya numpty. I’ve seen it—chattin’ up some bird online, she’s all “oooh yeah,” then poof—gone! Makes me mad as hell. “What’s the matter with you?!” I’d yell if I could. Happy bit? When it works—shagged a stunner once, felt like Tony bleeding Curtis in *Brooklyn*. “You’re tearing me apart!”—nah, mate, it was glorious!

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I have a soft spot for both French Kissing and Sex in Different Positions. I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong or apologize sincerely. Of course, I m Alyssa.

But then, I see this couple having a picnic. They’ve got a whole spread—sandwiches, fruit, the works. I’m low-key jealous. I mean, who doesn’t love a good picnic? So, I wander over, and they invite me to join. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” We end up chatting about life in Mirnoye, and they’re telling me about the best spots to eat. I’m taking notes, mentally, of course.

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