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About Kryvyi Rih

So, sexual-massage – it’s this wild mix of chill and heat. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns with jade rollers – fancy, right? Makes me wanna yell, “You shall not pass me by, luxury!” I tried it once, this chick was kneadig my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This is better than fightin’ orcs!” Got me all happy, like a kid with a new staff. But then – ugh – some places charge insane gold coins for it, pisses me off! Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? Sauron’s greed, I swear!

Genital Touch in Massage | Treating Intimate and Erogenous Zones

First of all, it’s perfectly normal when genital touch is done with consent (permission or agreement) of both parties: the client and the massage practitioner. It usually means that this .

First off, I hit up the local market on Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with the best borscht in town? I’m standing there, minding my own business, when this babushka starts yelling at me. I thought she was mad at me for not buying her pickles. Turns out, she was just trying to sell me her secret recipe! I mean, who knew pickles could be so dramatic? 😂

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