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Lemme tell ya, doc, I seen some wild stuff. This one time, guy on a sex-dating app—profile said “loves fish”—turns out he meant eatin’ ‘em, not studyin’ ‘em! Pissed me off, man, I was like, “What’s this malarkey?” Wasted my time, coulda been dissecting a trout! But then, there’s this chick, total catch—pun intended—met her on some sleazy site, and bam, she knew more ‘bout gills than me! Made me happy as a clam, doc, swear I heard Bigelow yellin’, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction!” ‘Cept it’s the rush of sextin’, ha!

How do I safely hook up with someone on an app?

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Hey, we got a problem at the barn!” Ugh, of course we do. I race over to the milking station on the outskirts of town. The cows are all like, “What’s up, dude?” They’re chillin’, but I can see the chaos brewing. One of the machines is acting up. Great. Just great.