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So, I’m a promoter, hyping this gig up—erotic-massage ain’t just some sleazy back-alley wank-fest, nah! It’s art, history even! Did ya know, ancient Greeks were mad for it? Athletes got oiled up pre-games—full body, slippery as eels, proper sensual stuff! Made me chuffed to bits learning that—history buffs like me lap it up. But then, right, some dodgy parlour down the road overcharged me once—50 quid for a half-arsed shoulder rub! Pissed me off, that did. “I’m not here to code your bloody app,” I growled, channeling Fincher’s vibe.

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By the time evening rolls around, I’m exhausted. I head to my favorite spot on the corner of Haharina and Shevchenka for some dinner. I order the borscht, of course. It’s the best in town. I sit there, just enjoying the vibe. The streets are buzzing, people are laughing, and I’m thinking, “This is what life’s about.”

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