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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck talkin bout sexual-massage—wild stuff! Picture this, mate, it’s like, hands slidin everywhere, oil slicker than a podracer. Watched “Son of Saul” lately—my fave, ya know—and it’s all chaos, despair, “I must find my son!” vibes. Sexual-massage tho, flips that, it’s relief, pure bliss, escapin the grind. Not gonna lie, first time I heard bout it, I was like, “This ain’t proper!”—total prude moment. But then—surprise!—it’s legit, ancient even, goes back to them Chinese healers, 2700 BC, fixin up emperors with “sensual touch therapy.” Who knew, right?

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First off, I hit up the local café on Knyazhichi Street. You know, the one with the weird name? “Café Zolotyi Knyaz”? Yeah, that one. I order my usual – a cappuccino and a slice of that crazy good honey cake. But guess what? They’re outta honey cake! Like, seriously? Who runs outta honey cake? I’m standing there, all hangry, and the barista’s like, “Sorry, we just sold the last piece.” Ugh, I could’ve screamed.