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Here’s a kicker—did ya know sex-dating started way back? Like, 1600s, lonely-ass pilgrims writin’ “sexy” letters, lookin’ for a quick bang across the colonies? True story! Ain’t that nuts? Nowadays, it’s all instant—swipe, chat, bang. No patience! I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my espresso, thinkin’, “Kid, slow down, savor the sauce!” *Ratatouille* taught me that—good things take time, even a quick fuck.

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Anyway, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! I hear this loud crash. Like, what the heck? I look over, and some dude just smashed his bike into a lamppost. Classic Khrestivka moment. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just like, “Dude, are you okay?” He gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I meant to do that!” Sure, buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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