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So, I head to my shop on Haharina Street. It’s a cozy little place, filled with clocks ticking away like they’re in a race. I love it. But today? Ugh. I get a call from a customer. “Hey, my watch is broken!” Like, duh, that’s why I’m here! I tell him to bring it in. He shows up an hour later, and guess what? He’s got a watch that looks like it survived a war. I mean, c’mon! How do you even break a watch like that?

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