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Little fact for ya—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “body worship”—sounds posh, right? Bet they weren’t usin’ cheap-ass lotion from Tesco, though! Makes me happy thinkin’ of some toga-wearin’ geezer gettin’ oiled up, but I’m ragin’ when I see today’s lot butcherin’ it. Had this one bird—tattooed, all attitude—give me a rubdown so good I nearly cried, “Lord, give me strength!”—another Ida line, coz it felt holy, mate. Then some prat last week—hands like sandpaper, no rhythm—made me wanna shove his head in a blender!

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Finally, she makes it across, and I’m off to the lab. I get there, and my coworker, Oleg, is already in a mood. He’s ranting about how the coffee machine is broken. Like, dude, it’s not the end of the world! But to him, it is. “How can I work without my coffee?” he says. I’m like, “Bro, you’re a dental tech, not a barista!”

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