Emma Iza Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ wit sharp as a cutlass, savvy? Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout this sexual-massage business—proper strange waters, them! Picture this: hands roamin’ like pirates on a galleon, all slick with oils, seekin’ treasure in knots and flesh. Me, I’m thinkin’ it’s a right jolly romp—tension’s meltin’ like rum in the sun, aye? Makes ye feel like ye’ve dodged the hangman’s noose, all loose and lively!

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

So, I’m rollin’ down Vulytsia Haharina, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I get to my first job, and the client’s like, “Hey, can you build me a custom bookshelf?” Sure, no prob. But then, she shows me this tiny space. I mean, c’mon! It’s like trying to fit a giraffe in a VW Bug.

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