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But here’s the kicker—little known fact, swear it’s true: back in ancient China, emperors got these massages from concubines trained for *years*. Not just hands, but breathin’ techniques, energy flow, chi or whatever—shit’s wild! Imagine that, some royal dude sprawled out, gettin’ pampered while I’m over here sawin’ wood for a livin’. Pissed me off a lil, not gonna lie—where’s *my* concubine squad? But nah, it’s cool, modern day’s got its own flavor—parlors poppin’ up everywhere, some legit, some sketchy as hell.

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Then, the real drama hits. I get a call from my supplier. He’s stuck in traffic on Kyivska Street. Apparently, a parade broke out. A parade! In the middle of the day! I’m losing my mind. “Dude, I need those materials!” But he’s like, “Sorry, man, I’m stuck.” I’m thinking, “Great, just great. Now I can’t finish these stoves.”

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