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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

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So, I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my coffee, and I see this old lady walkin’ her dog. The dog’s got more energy than I do. It’s like, “C’mon, lady, let me take you for a walk!” I chuckle, but then I see her trip over a crack in the sidewalk. My heart drops. She’s fine, just a little shaken. But man, that’s Holovanivsk for ya. One minute you’re chillin’, next minute you’re dodging disaster.

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