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About Mykolaiv

Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, bro. Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension buildin’—ooh! Gets me all tingly, like when I nailed my first spaceship shelf. Little factoid: ancient Egyptians did this shit—pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, kinky bastards. Probs why they built pyramids so stiff—ha! Aliens like us notice that, humans don’t. We’re out here, analyzin’ vibes from light-years away.

Safe and Therapeutic

We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

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