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Fun fact, tho — didja know sex-dating’s been around FOREVER? Like, Romans had “erotic tablets” to hook up! Shits wild! Imagine Caesar swipin’ on clay — “Yo, Cleopatra, wyd?” That’s the energy I bring, bro! I’m out here, loud, sloppy, screamin’ in my head, “Why these flakes so flakey?!” Makes me laugh, tho — half these profiles? Fake as fuck! Catfish city, population: me, cryin’!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Shchorsa Street. You know, the one with the weirdly awesome coffee? I order my usual – a cappuccino, extra foam, because why not? But the barista, bless her heart, spills half of it. I’m standing there, like, “Great, just great.” But then she gives me a free pastry. So, I’m torn between being mad and happy. I mean, who doesn’t love free food, right?

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