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So, check it—this one time, I’m scrollin’ X, see this post: “Erotic-massage cured my sciatica.” I’m dyin’—what? You got a boner AND a fixed spine? Multitaskin’ at its finest. Prolly bullshit, but I respect the hustle. Like Varda filmin’ potatoes, seein’ beauty in the weird. “The heart-shaped ones, I keep,” she said—erotic-massage is the heart-shaped potato of sex work, niche but dope.

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After that, we decide to grab some lunch. We hit up this little spot on Hrushevskoho Street. Best borscht in town, no cap. I’m slurping it down, and Vova’s telling me about his latest crush. Classic Vova, always falling for the wrong girl. I’m like, “Dude, she’s not even into you!” But he’s convinced.

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