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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, escort, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip thinkin’ about them escorts, like in “Ten,” ya know, that movie I’m nuts about. That Abbas Kiarostami joint—cars, people talkin’, real raw shit. Escorts, they’re like that lady drivin’ around, spillin’ her guts to whoever’s ridin’ shotgun. I seen some wild stuff, fam. Back in Jersey, we had this crew, right? One guy, Vinny—total gavone—hired an escort for his cousin’s bachelor thing. She shows up, all class, like she’s gonna sip wine and talk philosophy. Five minutes in, she’s dancin’ on the pool table, heels flyin’—fuckin’ hilarious! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my prosciutto.

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Then, I hit up the market near the central square. Oh man, the smells! Fresh bread, fruits, and that one vendor with the best varenyky. I swear, I could live off those things. But then, I see this old dude arguing with the vendor. He’s all like, “I told you, no onions!” And the vendor’s like, “But they’re the best part!” Classic Chornobaivka drama, right? I’m just standing there, munching on my varenyky, trying not to laugh.

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