Penelope Cherepkivtsi Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya a story—heard this from a buddy. Back in ‘89, some dude wrote a whole book—called her “the oldest profession.” Ain’t that a trip? Made me happy—whore’s got legacy, man! She’s outlasted us all—me, you, even Corn Pop! But—ugh—sometimes she’s too much. Loud lipstick, yellin’ at 2 a.m.—I’m like, “Cool it, sister!” Still—gotta respect the hustle.

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But then, I get home, and my roommate’s cooking. Smells amazing, but he’s burnt the rice. I’m like, “Dude, how do you mess up rice?” He just shrugs, “It’s a work of art.” I roll my eyes.